Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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