I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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