just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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