After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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