The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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