You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize