Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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