Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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