i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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