I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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