so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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