i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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