soooo we both peed the bed last night...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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