listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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