he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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