chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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