like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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