I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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