Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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