If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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