Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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