My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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