we're blogging at a bar
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I party with great urgency now.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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