Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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