But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
