I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
At least life still wants to fuck me.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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