we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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