you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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