So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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