Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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