my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
