As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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