I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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