So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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