i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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