i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
one might say we're banned from that church
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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