I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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