the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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