Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Are my feet made of real feet?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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