I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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