He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
