quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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