you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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