Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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