chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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