I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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