ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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