i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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