I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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