Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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