I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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