so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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