problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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