So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I wish life had little blips of pornography
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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