dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
this must be what syphilis tastes like
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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