is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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