Heybabeimwearingurpanties
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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