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(847): View more from Illinois

Pappa wants mamma naked

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?

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Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit

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(914): View more from New York

you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?

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(601): View more from Mississippi

He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.

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(404): View more from Georgia

What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?

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(773): View more from Illinois

SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me

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