so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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